sorry but they had to be links, can't quite figure that one out yet(any thoughts, post)
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Sunday, July 18, 2010
STRANGE LAWS IN THE WORLD
These are so, so weird.
UTAH: IT'S ILLEGAL TO WALK DOWN THE ROAD CARRYING A VIOLIN IN A PAPER BAG.
PARIS(A PART OF):ITS ILLEGAL TO PARK A UFO ANYWHERE.
Tennessee: you are breaking the law if you drive while sleeping…(yur, ok!)
California: it is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
Massachusetts: it is illegal to go to bed without first having a bath. (However, another law prohibits bathing on Sunday)
Louisiana: biting someone with your natural teeth is considered “simple assault,” but biting someone with your dentures is “aggravated assault.”
Washington, it is illegal to ride an ugly horse. ( but can you make faces at him? )
France, it is against the law to sell an “E.T” doll. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.
Jidda Saudi Arabia, women were banned from using hotel swimming pools in 1979.
Samoa it’s a crime to forget your own wife’s birthday…
Calgary Alberta there is still a by-law that requires businesses within the city to provide rails for tying up horses.
New York City, it’s illegal for a restaurant to call a sandwich a “corned beef sandwich” if it’s made with white bread and mayonnaise. ( I agree 100%! )
New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is: Death. ( Go figure…)
Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
Pennsylvania, it’s against the law to tie a dollar bill on a string on the ground and pull it away when someone tries to pick it up.
South Carolina, it is legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
Devon, Texas, it is against the law to make furniture while you are nude.
California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.
Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog. ( What if it’s an ugly dog…?)
Sunday, June 20, 2010
MONTHLY TEMPLATE!!!
Now that the new templates are in,I will be putting a different one on every month for, until I don't feel like doing it any more.
So, Enjoy
So, Enjoy
Sunday, March 14, 2010
BRAIN TEASERS!!!!!!!
1Q:What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??
1A: a river!!
2Q:How can you use the letters in NEW DOOR to make one word?
2A: ONE WORD!!!
3Q:What happened in 1961 and will not happen again until 6009?
3A: the year reads the same upside down!!!
4Q:Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
4A: QUIT IMAGINING
5Q:A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?
5A: THE SURGEON WAS HIS MOTHER!!!
please post your own jokes/riddles to go onto the voting poll I will put up!!!!
rules: absolutely no knock knock jokes and no rude ones!!!!!!
1Q:What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??
1A: a river!!
2Q:How can you use the letters in NEW DOOR to make one word?
2A: ONE WORD!!!
3Q:What happened in 1961 and will not happen again until 6009?
3A: the year reads the same upside down!!!
4Q:Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
4A: QUIT IMAGINING
5Q:A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?
5A: THE SURGEON WAS HIS MOTHER!!!
please post your own jokes/riddles to go onto the voting poll I will put up!!!!
rules: absolutely no knock knock jokes and no rude ones!!!!!!
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
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