Sunday, March 14, 2010

BRAIN TEASERS!!!!!!!

1Q:What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??

1A: a river!!

2Q:How can you use the letters in NEW DOOR to make one word?

2A: ONE WORD!!!

3Q:What happened in 1961 and will not happen again until 6009?

3A: the year reads the same upside down!!!

4Q:Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

4A: QUIT IMAGINING

5Q:A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?

5A: THE SURGEON WAS HIS MOTHER!!!

please post your own jokes/riddles to go onto the voting poll I will put up!!!!
rules: absolutely no knock knock jokes and no rude ones!!!!!!